Kärgib ohvitser reamehega, et miks too end puuks maskeerituna liigutas.
"Käsk oli ju vaikselt paigal seista!"
Reamees: "No algul ma ju seisin ka. Kannatasin vaikselt ära, kui mingi
koeranäru mu kõrval jalga kergitas ja mu püksid ära kuses. Kannatsin ka
selle ära, kui mingi paarike noaga oma nimetähed mu tagumikku lõikas.
Aga vaat, kui kaks oravat mu pükstesse ronisid ja ma neid ütlemas kuulsin:
"Pähklid sööme kohe ära, käbi viime aga koju kaasa." - no vot siis
küllenam paigal seista ei saanud!"
how their sex life would get
started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the
honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but "Nescafe."
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out
the Nescafe jar. It said:
"Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her
daughter.The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go
straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson
& Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly
embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited
for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still, nothing.
Then, after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it,
in shaky handwriting, were the words: "British Airways". Mom took
out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages,
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad
said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.
"Kutsuti kord üks kogenud raadioamatöör President Arnold Rüütli Vabariigi aastapäeva vastuvõtule.
Pannud mees lipsu ette ja triikinud viigid sirgemaks ning asunud teele.
Turvameeskond pidanud aga Kadriorus mehe kinni: "Kuulge mees, mis teil selles suures kastis on, mida te tehate lossi lohistada?"
"Siin on minu vana hea lühilaine transiiver ja lõppvõimendi ka - oma 5 kW tuleb välja ning tundlikus on ka viimase peal!"
"Miks te selle Presindendi vastuvõtule kaasa võtsite?"
"Kuidas miks? Kutse peal on ju sõnaselgelt kirjas, et härra seejasee saatjaga!""
"Käsk oli ju vaikselt paigal seista!"
Reamees: "No algul ma ju seisin ka. Kannatasin vaikselt ära, kui mingi
koeranäru mu kõrval jalga kergitas ja mu püksid ära kuses. Kannatsin ka
selle ära, kui mingi paarike noaga oma nimetähed mu tagumikku lõikas.
Aga vaat, kui kaks oravat mu pükstesse ronisid ja ma neid ütlemas kuulsin:
"Pähklid sööme kohe ära, käbi viime aga koju kaasa." - no vot siis
küllenam paigal seista ei saanud!"
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married
within a short time period.Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get
started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the
honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but "Nescafe."
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out
the Nescafe jar. It said:
"Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her
daughter.The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go
straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson
& Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly
embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited
for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still, nothing.
Then, after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it,
in shaky handwriting, were the words: "British Airways". Mom took
out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages,
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad
said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.
"Kutsuti kord üks kogenud raadioamatöör President Arnold Rüütli Vabariigi aastapäeva vastuvõtule.
Pannud mees lipsu ette ja triikinud viigid sirgemaks ning asunud teele.
Turvameeskond pidanud aga Kadriorus mehe kinni: "Kuulge mees, mis teil selles suures kastis on, mida te tehate lossi lohistada?"
"Siin on minu vana hea lühilaine transiiver ja lõppvõimendi ka - oma 5 kW tuleb välja ning tundlikus on ka viimase peal!"
"Miks te selle Presindendi vastuvõtule kaasa võtsite?"
"Kuidas miks? Kutse peal on ju sõnaselgelt kirjas, et härra seejasee saatjaga!""
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